Comments on: “My lady is waiting” http://www.stonecoldhaven.com/2009/08/my-lady-is-waiting/ The Diary of a Stone Cold Gentleman... Thu, 04 Mar 2010 07:37:05 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: savvy http://www.stonecoldhaven.com/2009/08/my-lady-is-waiting/#comment-1289 savvy Fri, 18 Sep 2009 07:21:18 +0000 http://www.stonecoldhaven.com/?p=196#comment-1289 I know someone who will do your laundry for Kshs. 150, and it's handwashing at that... Seriously, I hope the cleaner and his lady never turn up, they sound nuts. I know someone who will do your laundry for Kshs. 150, and it’s handwashing at that…

Seriously, I hope the cleaner and his lady never turn up, they sound nuts.

]]> By: k.i.d.a.d.a http://www.stonecoldhaven.com/2009/08/my-lady-is-waiting/#comment-1114 k.i.d.a.d.a Sun, 30 Aug 2009 00:54:26 +0000 http://www.stonecoldhaven.com/?p=196#comment-1114 Hahaha, hilarious indeed!!! Damn, friggin' three months in advance?? Hello!! What services are these? Hahaha, hilarious indeed!!!

Damn, friggin’ three months in advance?? Hello!! What services are these?

]]> By: Mama http://www.stonecoldhaven.com/2009/08/my-lady-is-waiting/#comment-1091 Mama Fri, 28 Aug 2009 18:35:15 +0000 http://www.stonecoldhaven.com/?p=196#comment-1091 This is good stuff Mr. Stone. Mo and Kellie, you can send Beatrice and Sandra over to me...do they do laundry as well? This week I am beat, I need help! This is good stuff Mr. Stone. Mo and Kellie, you can send Beatrice and Sandra over to me…do they do laundry as well? This week I am beat, I need help!

]]> By: mrembo http://www.stonecoldhaven.com/2009/08/my-lady-is-waiting/#comment-1053 mrembo Wed, 26 Aug 2009 09:56:49 +0000 http://www.stonecoldhaven.com/?p=196#comment-1053 lol! lol!

]]> By: Mo http://www.stonecoldhaven.com/2009/08/my-lady-is-waiting/#comment-1029 Mo Mon, 24 Aug 2009 16:40:15 +0000 http://www.stonecoldhaven.com/?p=196#comment-1029 Forget Mama Sandra, 'my' Mama Beatrice will only charge 400 Kshs. And she is THOROUGH(er). There was this white family living in my shaggs that wanted to take their househelp with them when they were leaving to go back to the Whitelands. :P Everyone that knew her was talking about how 'nice' that was of them to take her along rather than dismiss her. If only they knew the expats were not being entirely altruistic. LMAO Forget Mama Sandra, ‘my’ Mama Beatrice will only charge 400 Kshs. And she is THOROUGH(er).

There was this white family living in my shaggs that wanted to take their househelp with them when they were leaving to go back to the Whitelands. :P Everyone that knew her was talking about how ‘nice’ that was of them to take her along rather than dismiss her. If only they knew the expats were not being entirely altruistic. LMAO

]]> By: farmgal http://www.stonecoldhaven.com/2009/08/my-lady-is-waiting/#comment-1027 farmgal Mon, 24 Aug 2009 16:05:42 +0000 http://www.stonecoldhaven.com/?p=196#comment-1027 Ati only who gets paid in advance??!!! Too funny Ati only who gets paid in advance??!!! Too funny

]]> By: Darius Stone http://www.stonecoldhaven.com/2009/08/my-lady-is-waiting/#comment-1025 Darius Stone Mon, 24 Aug 2009 12:27:40 +0000 http://www.stonecoldhaven.com/?p=196#comment-1025 Kellie. Tell mama Sandra that I'll give her 5 sok 5 times over for every session....LOL! She sounds like my kind of lady. Kellie. Tell mama Sandra that I’ll give her 5 sok 5 times over for every session….LOL! She sounds like my kind of lady.

]]> By: kellie http://www.stonecoldhaven.com/2009/08/my-lady-is-waiting/#comment-1023 kellie Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:33:57 +0000 http://www.stonecoldhaven.com/?p=196#comment-1023 Ok, I'm sending my Mama Sandra over to you this weekend. She charges 5sok to clean top bottom, right and left! LMAO!! Ok, I’m sending my Mama Sandra over to you this weekend. She charges 5sok to clean top bottom, right and left! LMAO!!

]]> By: Darius Stone http://www.stonecoldhaven.com/2009/08/my-lady-is-waiting/#comment-1022 Darius Stone Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:17:53 +0000 http://www.stonecoldhaven.com/?p=196#comment-1022 Tell me about it Shiko - they'll have standards like air temperature that's acceptable to their lady, light intensity, level of pollution, a dress code for the occupants of the house, and if she works during meal time, you need to provide for her...sheesh! Tell me about it Shiko – they’ll have standards like air temperature that’s acceptable to their lady, light intensity, level of pollution, a dress code for the occupants of the house, and if she works during meal time, you need to provide for her…sheesh!

]]> By: shikomsa http://www.stonecoldhaven.com/2009/08/my-lady-is-waiting/#comment-1021 shikomsa Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:07:00 +0000 http://www.stonecoldhaven.com/?p=196#comment-1021 And all this is before the said lady brings forms from the Domestic Executives Protection Unit detailing a few conditions for you to accept before moving on? And all this is before the said lady brings forms from the Domestic Executives Protection Unit detailing a few conditions for you to accept before moving on?

]]> By: Darius Stone http://www.stonecoldhaven.com/2009/08/my-lady-is-waiting/#comment-1018 Darius Stone Mon, 24 Aug 2009 07:00:35 +0000 http://www.stonecoldhaven.com/?p=196#comment-1018 @3TOC - I lost my exclusive rights to the TV a long time ago...sometimes world peace dictates that you will compromise and watch some normal stuff and Betty Suarez does tend to grow on you. LOL - it's a long time since I indulged in iggle piggle and the rest of the gang, I was afraid I would lose my speech patterns there...hehehe @Mo...forget the fact that they insist you buy all the cleaning paraphanalia, for that price and those conditions I'd struggle to see how they'd scrub the toilet bowl in their gentry like stupidity. @CB...you know I really wouldn't put it past dude to turn up with his lady one day....LOL! It used to be simpler to get someone to do some cleaning, laundry and ironing, and they were nice too and were good company around the house. @3TOC – I lost my exclusive rights to the TV a long time ago…sometimes world peace dictates that you will compromise and watch some normal stuff and Betty Suarez does tend to grow on you.

LOL – it’s a long time since I indulged in iggle piggle and the rest of the gang, I was afraid I would lose my speech patterns there…hehehe

@Mo…forget the fact that they insist you buy all the cleaning paraphanalia, for that price and those conditions I’d struggle to see how they’d scrub the toilet bowl in their gentry like stupidity.

@CB…you know I really wouldn’t put it past dude to turn up with his lady one day….LOL! It used to be simpler to get someone to do some cleaning, laundry and ironing, and they were nice too and were good company around the house.

]]> By: CB http://www.stonecoldhaven.com/2009/08/my-lady-is-waiting/#comment-1015 CB Mon, 24 Aug 2009 06:28:48 +0000 http://www.stonecoldhaven.com/?p=196#comment-1015 Okay this has totally made my morning :-) Thanks for the laugh ;-) On the actual issue in question, heheh I can't even think up something useful to say. Except maybe get a dog, dude is dense enough to show up again, possibly even after hours! Okay this has totally made my morning :-) Thanks for the laugh ;-) On the actual issue in question, heheh I can’t even think up something useful to say. Except maybe get a dog, dude is dense enough to show up again, possibly even after hours!

]]> By: Mo http://www.stonecoldhaven.com/2009/08/my-lady-is-waiting/#comment-1010 Mo Sun, 23 Aug 2009 23:20:18 +0000 http://www.stonecoldhaven.com/?p=196#comment-1010 Freaking eff. With those terms, they better be scouring the bathroom floor with garnet-handled brushes. And 'his lady' better be landed gentry. Freaking eff. With those terms, they better be scouring the bathroom floor with garnet-handled brushes. And ‘his lady’ better be landed gentry.

]]> By: 3TOC http://www.stonecoldhaven.com/2009/08/my-lady-is-waiting/#comment-1006 3TOC Sun, 23 Aug 2009 19:02:05 +0000 http://www.stonecoldhaven.com/?p=196#comment-1006 You watch Ugly Betty, you are normal after all. That cleaner is TROUBLE.And who is paid three months in advance? Atii they clean top left to bottom right? What if the room is circular, what does it say in their policy?Yaawa for the same price I will clean your house but mostly I will watch pepper pig with your boy, might even watch Upsy Daisy too. That cleaner will sue you because the light in the hallway shone so bright it gave her a headache while she was on holiday. You better call the lady up and give her marching orders! You watch Ugly Betty, you are normal after all.

That cleaner is TROUBLE.And who is paid three months in advance? Atii they clean top left to bottom right? What if the room is circular, what does it say in their policy?Yaawa for the same price I will clean your house but mostly I will watch pepper pig with your boy, might even watch Upsy Daisy too.

That cleaner will sue you because the light in the hallway shone so bright it gave her a headache while she was on holiday. You better call the lady up and give her marching orders!

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