@Tamtam, ‘er indoors goes to church (not this one) very regularly so I know they’re not all like this. I guess on a day where the sermon is about “let’s go teach Africans how to plant tomatoes coz’ they’re too poor to know how”, then any African in the congregation is fair game. Sometimes its hard to blame ignorance, these guys don’t know better…

@Shiko

LOL – I’m so picturing Mr. Bean in church and the thought is bound to be a classic one.

I think Akatsa died some time ago. The thing with such characters (Deya, Lakwena, Akatsa), they have a certain irresistable charisma that draws vulnerability and they know how to spin their doctrine to the masses. Sometimes people are destined to follow something like this because there’s a spiritual vacuum that needs filling. These folks are fiercely intelligent and charming too.

LOL @Lakwena talking to the water. No wonder she thought that water will stop bullets. Maybe the water responded as in “Mami – we have power”…

As for that tight spot up there – you best believe the bigger trauma is that you don’t get to finish the said DNA distribution exercise, especially after investing all the holiday time with romantic walks sijui where, a movie here and there, day time dates in town and lunch (from mortgaging your next terms pocket money…LOL), and all the sweet nothings you’ve had to muster every day of the wooing….it’s bloody hard work I tell you.

Mary Akatsa, is she still around? Alice Lakwena/Deya/Akatsa and all their other cohorts, I’ve never for the life of me managed to wrap my mind around how one can be brainwashed into believing something as outrageous as cult doctrines. I may not be the right person to try figure that out seeing that even some mainstream doctrines have refused to wash with me but still ……. All of Deya’s pregnantees seemed of sound mind and some even of high intellect. I couldn’t imagine what he told them to make them dispute all they knew about creation and biology.

I hear she (Lakwena) used to talk to the water. As in you water, I’m asking you ……

That tight situation up there needs 3 words. It wasn’t me – at whatever stage of the act one is walked in on. Even in the process of or after depositing DNA one can still say it ‘it wasn’t me’. That is of course if they listen to Shaggy.

Your experience in that church is unbelievable. I had the sick bucket by me,as I was reading through it. I hope I never come across these sorts of individuals, probably unlikely as I don’t frequent those sorts of churches.

I am impressed by your high tolerance level, you did good,lol.