@Shiko, I kid you not, some funerals are just painful when you hear the “good stuff” about a person who you know is not what they’re saying up there – but I guess folks standing up have to say something…

As for Bob Nagila…LOL! That’s a blast from the past….I wasn’t even thinking of his world renowned twang and reporting tactics when writing up the post. I didn’t know he was a classic “I’m standing outside XYZ ….” type of reporter….LOL! Though I must confess that I actually know him personally and that’s all I’ll say lest I blow my cover and some dodgy person anivue shati hadharani up in here…LOL!

@Mama…I kid you not, I was thinking of the movie that can be made about these pensioners and pictured some old geezers coughing and spattering and trying to catch their breath and arguing with each other to go faster to finish the job of wrapping up that bastard before they’re caught….

As for mobile phones, there’s actually 4 times more phones in the UK than there are human beings…so that just gives you an idea of how far this nonsense goes. If I don’t have a cell phone, I’ll be damned if my son has one before he can afford to legally buy one.

Seriously, those phone manufacturers need prayers, phone network operators must just be smiling all the way to the bank, do you know how four year olds can chatter on and on on the phone saying nothing really!! How will they know how to end the call? What if they forget? Seriously, not a good idea!

Lol, ‘I’m standing outside XYZ’ – brings one Robert Nagila to mind for some reason.

I loooooove those pensioners. I’d also contribute their legal fees If I knew how. Lol.

Harakisha that post sasa.

Apparently there’s a story in ITamil Nadu in India a few years ago where some guy had to marry a dog in order to exorcise demons that cursed him in everything he did. Apparently when he was a teenager he killed 2 dogs and the spirits of them dogs haunted him and some witchdoctor said the only way to atone for his sins was to marry a bitch…literally.

Here’s the story

Nothing surprises me about kids these days – my son knew how to operate a DVD player even before he could string together any coherent sentence. I confess here that the only thing I know is to play, rewind and stop – and even then it’s at a distance with a remote control.

As for Whacko Jacko, I’m also sad today – but I’ll do more than just a passing comment about his death, I’ll put together a post about it. Maybe I’ll feel less sad. For the record, I’m a huge MJ fan and I’m sure I can rival your obsession to BIIM when it comes to my love for his music.

Where do I start? I have two theories why people do not talk ill or should I say the truth about people who have passed (case in point- mention MJ’s involvement with kids now and watch me kill you alive!) but here is why- because it is believed God takes the good ones first. (Mhhh, makes you wonder why you are still here!).Secondly, noone knows about this after life business. So when you decide to tell people how the deceased was a thief- wacha they come back in the form of the neighbour’s dog or an invisible slap!!!! You get the picture.

On matters of the news- that is why I strongly recommend FOX NEWS (lol)- sii you already know their news is unreliable.So there is nothing like we have a reporter on the scene.

Having said all this- I am now going to buy this newspaper you keep dragging this stories from. It is pure entertainment.

Those pensioners kweli. That man will know for next time. He has stopped gambling with people’s money now.

Farmgal, I tell you these pensioners deserve an appreciation society for having the will and the cojones to fight for their shit.

The 60+ kidnappers…bwehehehe…the guy was knocked down by a zimmer frame…bwehehehe..

There is a moral in every little story here Mr Stone