Stay away from pretty boys…or is it unpretty boys in pretty cars?
As a young girl, ask any seasoned mother for advice about boys and heartbreaks, and she’ll tell you with a tint of reflective self regret – “Avoid the pretty boys”. Now, I’m not advocating here for the paid up, card carrying members of the “Girl’s ignore me coz’ I’m ugly society”, but it’s a well known factor that pretty boys break hearts. Besides, its contestable too that pretty girls are made of angelic character(*he says waving a white handkerchief to some known usual suspects*), though it’s not arguable that folks are short changed all round based on looks.
Apparently, it’s now understood that adulterers are more likely to be driving flashy and expensive cars, and just like the pretty boys, they break hearts as those who hustle with good old fashioned bangers like Fords and Nissans feel just as short changed as ugly folks when it comes to pulling skirt.
In a recent survey in the UK by a dating website that exclusively specializes in infidelity (business is abused as an excuse for anything these days…LOL!)…
- 20% of adulterers drove flashy expensive cars
- BMW owners topped the list of cheaters
- Adulterers were least interested in their partners cars
The sorts of high powered executive cars driven by the top adulterers included Bentley’s, Aston Martin’s, Porsche’s and the biggest chunk were those driving Beamers.
Makes you wonder though – if I were a girl, would I bang a guy with an ugly old ordinary car ama a guy with a car that makes you mesmerised enough to remove your panties without realising what you’re doing…LOL!
Let’s face it, an ordinary dude standing next to an 11 year old battered but clean Nissan Maxima wouldn’t stand a chance next to an ordinary guy with a fully loaded 2009 Jaguar XF or an S Class Shinde that looks like a space ship.
And I doubt that knowledge of possible infidelity will ever deter some girls from making informed choices.
Maybe I should support and make a donation to the “Girls ignore me coz’ I’m ugly society”. We can’t have all the pretty boys (and girls…) as well as pretty vehicles stealing all the thunder….LOL!
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Tags: Life's a bitch
May 1st, 2009 at 7:52 am
Thanks for the warning! I tend to agree with these researchers, and what the hell is up with men and BMWs? Maybe there is some infidelity juju in those cars! Once this guy felt he had the right to dart me simply because he drove an X5! He wasn’t even trying, he thought the said car was enough to impress…puhlease!!
For goodness sake’s if you don’t have any substance please don’t even dare bother me with your flashiness, I am not mesmerised by money!
May 1st, 2009 at 9:42 am
Mama….
Until stupid folks accept that BMW is an acronym for Baverian Motor Works and not Be My Wife, then clearly there’s going to be those that see it as a licence to try it on….
Spare a thought for the broke ass hardworking jamaas who’s only interaction with a vehicle of any sort is the sweat filled No. 29 bus to Camden Town.
May 1st, 2009 at 1:57 pm
@ Mama…what the hell? Useless man.
@ Darius….at least now I know if some guy approaches me with a Bentley, my first reaction will be to run…in the opposite direction.
“ama a guy with a car that makes you mesmerised enough to remove your panties without realising what you’re doing…LOL! ”
You have brightened my day mr. Stone!!! guess there are some things I’m yet to experience..but oh yeah I’m supposed to be running away from said men….
May 1st, 2009 at 5:44 pm
@Val…
Really good to know there’s some sunshine for you today esp after how your day started….
LOL about the Bentley..the first time I came across that panty removal thing was when I was talking to a very good friend as she walked home and she was clearly distracted by something….a flashy car it turned out to be – and her only way of succinctly describing the situation to me was by saying “I swear Darius that car will make you remove your panties without wanting”….
May 1st, 2009 at 8:44 pm
Lol @ that website that exclusively specializes in Infidelity!!!!!!! As in cases of infidelity ama the members of said website are the lab rats?
BMW is not baba, mama na watoto?!!!!!
I can safely say that my way of identifying cars now makes perfect sense and it may have kept me away from bad boys. I can not identify cars to save my life. I know cars by colour. Huh? How does it work? Well, if I said I have tried to open a car that was not mine before, and when said car was not opening, I though- huh my battery thing in the key is dead SOOOOOOOOOOOO I inserted the key into the door to open manually. STOP LAUGHING! The friend I was with at the time then said to me “3TOC, isn;t your car a five door.” Yes. Then “why are you trying to get into a three door.” I have never walked away from a car so fast. Now I know my car by the tissue box in the car. But I do know the make of it NOW!
May 2nd, 2009 at 1:40 pm
In Kenya people are driving huge flashy cars..should I not date there..lol!
3Toc that storyu of your just makes me laugh! I know I have heard it before.
May 2nd, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Baba Mama Watoto What!
May 2nd, 2009 at 8:04 pm
@Farmgal…might you be the other comic in 3TOC’s story? Toboa….
@3, LOL! colour is good, you can never go wrong with colour.
As for that web site, I wouldn’t be surprised if they did all sorts….I guess folks have to make a living somehow….
May 4th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
It’s that old tired tale of power as an aphrodisiac in a world where money is equated to power.
Sigh.
I think the best way to immunise yourself from the shine of an adulterer’s gleaming BMW is to buy your own.
May 5th, 2009 at 6:13 am
@Rombo…I can picture a flashy car jamaa coming unstuck with what to vibe a chick who’s parked a ride as shiny as his right next to him.
May 6th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
@ Rombo. and Darius..that is so the right approach..right! Here’s to working for my shiny set of wheels…make sure they are shinier than his..so I can whistle “Upgrade you” as I walk off!
May 6th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
errmm…drive off