Impressive piece of writing this is. I’m waiting for the firsthand account from mentalacrobatics

@3. Naomi would have been reminded that she’s not dealing with flimsy show biz folk that she can throw tantrums around. The kind of ladies she’s with have hench men who stand in the shadows of the room with explicit instructions to neutralize all threats to their clients – and since in the business of protection and security you might never get a second chance(let alone another job if your client dies) , there’s usually little room for error for these folks lurking in the shadows.

Part of Naomi’s briefing pack would have described to her what the business end of a Glock 45 mm semi automatic pistol looks like just before its off loaded to anyone considered an enemy of the state, just in case she gets a touch disillusioned and forgets that the only people who can as much as point a finger at the women in the room are their husbands down the corridor, and clearly, their husbands have more henchmen with more guns.

I am well impressed by the beast.And enyewe nii the beast. And here is where you see credit crunch at it’s highest-

yaani Obama is giving the Queen an IPOD as a present. Kwanza what IPOD? Nano ama touch, apparently with her pictures from her last visit already uploaded. I wonder if he downloaded the Obama song onto it as well.

These people are not thinking straight- what if Naomi Campbell gets upset with the waiter who serves her? I am just saying.

Apparently this is the meeting before the meeting- the next G20 is already looking like it is underway and we have not even tasted the summer yet.