The cops had to collect evidence, take forensic photos, measure the noise levels and interview all manner of folks…LOL!

The head board had to be taken away for examination.

As for the swine flu – I think everybody’s over-reacting especially since if it was a pandemic, I think more than 150 folks would be dead by now – don’t you think?! Thousands more die of malaria every day but nobody says fuck all. it’s just pretencious and overhyped nonsense from the media.

Media hyperbole and dramatization of issues that are a concern but nonetheless not at a scale they portray will sell newspapers…and guess what – next week, it’ll be another story, Angelina Joli adopting a kid from Sironko district, or the Obama dog, or Kibaki and Raila pissing off more folk….

Life will move on.

Secondly, Mr.Stone what newspaper are you reading???!!!!!!!!!! There was no swine flu ama the journalists for that paper can not spell swine. Atii she is not allowed to make excessive noise while having sex anywhere in the U.K? Kwani they are planning on following her- then again with the ASBO she can not get very far!

Hmm! I wonder what position that one can manage with her size – or that one just looks like she can never give head.

Now with that jamaas height, which woman can allow him to climb her…LOL!

But I can so picture that conversation with the landlord – and with the landlords wife drifting in and out of the living room serving tee to her husband and her tenant while checking all the time the kids are not eavsdropping the conversation.

@Farmgal, I seriously don’t think a new headboard will help a case where the level of noise penetrates walls….

hehehehe reminds me of this lady I once knew. She had rented one of those extensions and so her bedroom was right next to her landlord’s actually separated by just a wall. She had a new boyfriend and there was a lot of what Carolyn’s neighbors are complaining about. Kwanza Sunday mornings were worse when the tenant family were preparing to go to church.

But that’s not the story. The story is how much pain the elderly old school landlord had to endure to broach the subject of sex – noisy or not. By the time he gathered enough guts to tell her, they had already made the said noise for months.

eer madam, unajua niko na watoto hapa kwa nyumba.

eer madam unajua watoto wana maswali mengi sana.

eer madam you know these houses are very close together.

eer madam you know some of these things are difficult to say.

eer madam

eer madam

eer madam.

eer madam saa ile munafanya ile maneno ya watu wazima …………………………

eer unaweza kuweka volume juu basi kwa radio ama TV…………..

I doubt if she’d had got the chance to appear in court if she was my neighbour….hehehe. I’m not averse to bitch slapping folks who take the piss.

There is also the alternative of giving the husband a good old fashioned hiding courtersy of the neighbourhood watch.

But surely how loud was she getting? Bed banging? lol..aki if she’d bn your neighbour Darius…oh dear!