Jailed for literally saying “Fuck you” to neighbours – You’ve got to love it!
Every once in a while, folks get to surprise you with their determination to shove a middle finger in the direction of those who can’t deal with it.
If you ever doubted the criminal justice system can be cynical, then meet 48 year old Carolyn Cartwright – who believes it’s her God given right to enjoy the fruits of the loin any which way she chooses to express herself. But clearly her neighbours don’t think so and are equally determined that her extremely loud sex sessions won’t ruin their lives.
They’ve already slapped an anti-social behaviour order on her for the screaming and headboard banging, and as she’s realized, break the law 3 times, and you get straight remand without bail to await your jury trial.
Jailed after being arrested 3 times in 10 days for - well, having sex - Caroline Cartwright
her anti-social behaviour order.
She was remanded in custody
until May 5 charged with three breaches of her Asbo in just 10 days. The four-year order was imposed by magistrates in Sunderland on April 17 and prevented Cartwright ‘making excessive noise’ while having sex anywhere in England.
Prosecutors said neighbours had complained to police on three separate occasions about early morning noises of shouting, moaning,
groaning and a bed banging against the wall coming from the Cartwrights’
home.
A bail application was refused.
You’ve gotta love this! Someone prepared to go to jail for the pleasures of life.
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Tags: Citizen power
April 28th, 2009 at 8:44 am
LMAO! I saw this story when she got her first Asbo..now she’s bn arrested??
But surely how loud was she getting? Bed banging? lol..aki if she’d bn your neighbour Darius…oh dear!
April 28th, 2009 at 9:26 am
The ASBO wasn’t enough – she’s in jail as a guest of Her Majesty…LOL!
I doubt if she’d had got the chance to appear in court if she was my neighbour….hehehe. I’m not averse to bitch slapping folks who take the piss.
There is also the alternative of giving the husband a good old fashioned hiding courtersy of the neighbourhood watch.
April 28th, 2009 at 9:47 am
They sure don’t look the part but then again who does?
hehehehe reminds me of this lady I once knew. She had rented one of those extensions and so her bedroom was right next to her landlord’s actually separated by just a wall. She had a new boyfriend and there was a lot of what Carolyn’s neighbors are complaining about. Kwanza Sunday mornings were worse when the tenant family were preparing to go to church.
But that’s not the story. The story is how much pain the elderly old school landlord had to endure to broach the subject of sex – noisy or not. By the time he gathered enough guts to tell her, they had already made the said noise for months.
eer madam, unajua niko na watoto hapa kwa nyumba.
eer madam unajua watoto wana maswali mengi sana.
eer madam you know these houses are very close together.
eer madam you know some of these things are difficult to say.
eer madam
eer madam
eer madam.
eer madam saa ile munafanya ile maneno ya watu wazima …………………………
eer unaweza kuweka volume juu basi kwa radio ama TV…………..
April 28th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
It had to be an English woman! Maybe she needs a new bed with a good headboard. FOr the noise sijui!
April 28th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
@Shiko…if one ever started wondering how some couples actually have sex, you’d just get bemused the whole day…
Hmm! I wonder what position that one can manage with her size – or that one just looks like she can never give head.
Now with that jamaas height, which woman can allow him to climb her…LOL!
But I can so picture that conversation with the landlord – and with the landlords wife drifting in and out of the living room serving tee to her husband and her tenant while checking all the time the kids are not eavsdropping the conversation.
@Farmgal, I seriously don’t think a new headboard will help a case where the level of noise penetrates walls….
April 28th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
First things first- none of you noticed that bed has no headboard.Ama it has been taken in as evidence!!!!!!
Secondly, Mr.Stone what newspaper are you reading???!!!!!!!!!! There was no swine flu ama the journalists for that paper can not spell swine. Atii she is not allowed to make excessive noise while having sex anywhere in the U.K? Kwani they are planning on following her- then again with the ASBO she can not get very far!
April 28th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
@3…si you know the drill – if you don’t know it yet – make sure you watch The Bill.
The cops had to collect evidence, take forensic photos, measure the noise levels and interview all manner of folks…LOL!
The head board had to be taken away for examination.
As for the swine flu – I think everybody’s over-reacting especially since if it was a pandemic, I think more than 150 folks would be dead by now – don’t you think?! Thousands more die of malaria every day but nobody says fuck all. it’s just pretencious and overhyped nonsense from the media.
Media hyperbole and dramatization of issues that are a concern but nonetheless not at a scale they portray will sell newspapers…and guess what – next week, it’ll be another story, Angelina Joli adopting a kid from Sironko district, or the Obama dog, or Kibaki and Raila pissing off more folk….
Life will move on.
April 29th, 2009 at 9:58 am
hahaha now I don’t want to entertain those thoughts. Like my workmate who’s mum recently gave birth. She can’t come around the fact that her mum does what is done to make babies. Oh bad thoughts indeed.